June 30th 2004,

We all head off to Tokyo.  I've been furiously writing this motherfuckin' script for the past ten months, alright?  And now it's time to start the shoot.

Currently, the lead actor (an unknown I cast called Craig Barnett) is not needed for the scenes we've been shooting, only the guy who's gonna play the villain (Lawrence Oliver) and the leading lady Jemima Titts are needed.  So far it's goin' fuckin' AOK.

July 25th 2004,

Not a lot has been happenin'.  Craig got here fine and there was an altercation with a guy named Hong or whatever who said I was racist when we all went out for runny raw fish, you know, typical Jap food?  Well in hindsight, I don't think he was worth spending three nights in a Slanty-Eyed jailhouse, but, hey, I'm passionate, alright?